“I would make a whole collection of beautiful summer dresses for North, because I know how much they love her, how much she means to them and how precious she is. So if I wanted to make them happy, I would do that.” — Alber Elbaz
“I would get them a matching pair of Kappa tracksuits. I don’t believe they [have] worn matching outfits yet and I believe they need to take a leaf out of Posh and Becks’ books.”
— Chelsea Leyland
“Aren’t they moving to Paris? I’d get them Rosetta Stone for French.” — Emily Weiss
“I would gift them a copy of Emily Post’s “Etiquette” book. Kim will need to know how to work a receiving line should they ever find themselves in Buckingham Palace.” — Erin Fetherston
EYE Kimye Jonathan Adler
“A mirror ball.” — Jude Law
“‘Balloon Venus’ by Jeff Koons would be a perfect gift in terms of shape. I own two given by Bernard Arnault, but I will certainly never ever give mine.” — Karl Lagerfeld
“For America’s true love birds, I would get a Southeast Asian wedding birds statue. There is the most perfect example on Paddle8.com. The Chinese of Java used this pair of cockatoos as symbols of male and female fidelity.” — Misha Nonoo
EYE Kimye Maison Martin Margiela Kim Kardashian Kanye West
“For the couple that has everything, I’d get them a brand new couch. I heard in Kanye’s remix to ‘Drunk in Love’ that he recently ruined his.” — Rebecca Minkoff
“A vintage Leica camera and tripod.” — Reece Solomon
“I would give them all my respect, friendship and love, something which happens quite rarely. I consider Kim an independent women — just the way I like women. He is awesome. I followed him from LA to Las Vegas to see one of his shows.” — Roberto Cavalli
“Kim and Kanye need a massive white Goyard trunk emblazoned with a massive ‘K + K’. They can stash it at the end of the bed and fill it with sassy boudoir accoutrements.” — Simon Doonan
“Now Versailles has them forever. This is not a Jeff Koons, it’s a Stéphane Rolland…The only way to immortalize their union would be to sculpt them in gold. But it has to be 18k, my dear, otherwise there is no point.” — Stéphane Rolland