LOS ANGELES — Hollywood’s leading ladies relished in their feminine wiles when Premiere magazine hosted its annual Women in Hollywood awards at the Beverly Hilton. “I love being a woman, and I love having tits,” gushed brazen honoree Charlize Theron. Newbie Kelli Garner was right there with her. “One thing we have going for us is our sex appeal, so we have to use it whenever possible,” she said. But Lindsay Lohan, also an honoree, evoked a more ethereal mood, decked out as she was in a floaty dress by Chanel, the evening’s sponsor. “I feel like a Greek goddess,” she said as she twirled around. “But I’m not even a woman yet; I’m only 19!” Many of the evening’s honorees, including Laura Linney and Rachel Weisz, turned into stammering neophytes themselves as they paid tribute to Icon award winner Shirley MacLaine, who admitted, “I just love being adored and testified to by so many beautiful, thin, well-dressed women.” Theron, who admitted to “being high” on pain killers for a sprained neck, hopped off the stage, saying, “Shirley, I have to kiss your ass, too.” And she did, literally. “That was the best I’ve had all year,” remarked MacLaine. “Actually, the best I’ve had in 10 years!”

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